OKAY THERE IT GOES AGAIN
Contractions.
Then blah.
It’s driving me nuts.
/clutches/
… On second thought, just go lie down.
I’ll make you some goddamned tea.
B-but… Bunny!
Sit down and shut up.
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OKAY THERE IT GOES AGAIN
Contractions.
Then blah.
It’s driving me nuts.
/clutches/
… On second thought, just go lie down.
I’ll make you some goddamned tea.
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Anonymous asked: I poked holes in all of your condoms. Bwuhaha.
Well, I wasn’t planning on leaving…
Assuming you fix me dinner, woman./stares at him flatly/
You haven’t eaten?
And yet you reek of smoke.
My gosh.
Fine.
What would you like?
Not fried rice.
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Anonymous asked: I poked holes in all of your condoms. Bwuhaha.
Only because you’re obnoxious and it’s starting to rub off on me.
/sighs and kisses her back, though not without deliberately tugging on her hair/
Shut up and relax already.
Am I now?
/she likes the tug. it almost makes her feel warm deep inside. She smiled and tugged at his coat./
I’ll relax for sure.
Now that you’re here.
Well, I wasn’t planning on leaving…
Assuming you fix me dinner, woman.
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Anonymous asked: I poked holes in all of your condoms. Bwuhaha.
I’d mind. There are certain things in life I’m just not interested in.
/pulls her closer all the same, draping his arms around her waist and smoothing a hand down her back/
Let’s do without strange conversations about children that don’t exist and never will. You’re supposed to relieve my stress, not cause more of it.
Hmf. Still as stuck up as ever…
/kisses his neck and his cheek and makes him face her/
Looks like you’re more paranoid than me, love…
/giggles and kisses him deeply./
Only because you’re obnoxious and it’s starting to rub off on me.
/sighs and kisses her back, though not without deliberately tugging on her hair/
Shut up and relax already.
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Anonymous asked: I poked holes in all of your condoms. Bwuhaha.
Don’t even start with thoughts like that - with any of it.
/sighs and wraps a hand up in her hair, giving it a gentle, reprimanding tug/
I’m saying that because it would complicate things too much for you, and I’m certainly not father material. Be glad that all of this is probably paranoia and stress and nothing more.
/looks up at him surprised and smiles/
Okay…
/as he slumps on the sofa, she lifts her legs on his lap and leans on his shoulder as she embraces him again./
Bunny…
Even if you weren’t father material…
I wouldn’t mind…
/and she kisses his neck/
I’d mind. There are certain things in life I’m just not interested in.
/pulls her closer all the same, draping his arms around her waist and smoothing a hand down her back/
Let’s do without strange conversations about children that don’t exist and never will. You’re supposed to relieve my stress, not cause more of it.
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Anonymous asked: I poked holes in all of your condoms. Bwuhaha.
If nothing else, count on the fact that I have much better luck than you.
/tightens his hold on her and eventually presses a kiss to the top of her head/
… You don’t want me fathering your child, trust me./bites her lip and looks down/
Why’s that? I’m not good enough for you?
Because I…
I would have…
Don’t even start with thoughts like that - with any of it.
/sighs and wraps a hand up in her hair, giving it a gentle, reprimanding tug/
I’m saying that because it would complicate things too much for you, and I’m certainly not father material. Be glad that all of this is probably paranoia and stress and nothing more.
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Anonymous asked: I poked holes in all of your condoms. Bwuhaha.
/sighs/
Fine.
You realize that you, in all likelyhood, are not pregnant.
/drags her forward and against his chest/
I-I don’t know.
Yet, at least.
I… I can’t say I hope you’re right… but…
/hugs him tight and buries her face in his neck/
If nothing else, count on the fact that I have much better luck than you.
/tightens his hold on her and eventually presses a kiss to the top of her head/
… You don’t want me fathering your child, trust me.
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Anonymous asked: I poked holes in all of your condoms. Bwuhaha.
Oh, for the love of…
/exhales and grabs her by the shoulders to give her a firm shake/
Stop being an idiotic old woman. Take a pregnancy test.
S-stores closed for tonight.
I’ll have to wait until they open later.
H-hug?
/sighs/
Fine.
You realize that you, in all likelyhood, are not pregnant.
/drags her forward and against his chest/
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Anonymous asked: I poked holes in all of your condoms. Bwuhaha.
I…
Bunny.
I’m sorta nervous.
It’s been two months.
…
This is not okay.
W-what do I do?
I’m…
/suddenly hugs self/
Oh, for the love of…
/exhales and grabs her by the shoulders to give her a firm shake/
Stop being an idiotic old woman. Take a pregnancy test.
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